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Funny Bar Phone Fees Embossed Metal Sign
Add this funny sign to your pub wall and watch sales soar, or hang it in your own home bar for some laughs. Metal novelty sign reads: "Bar Phone Fees $1 - Not Here $2-On His Way Out $3-Just Left $4-Haven't Seen Him All Day $5-Who? Pay Bartender Upon Arrival" Proudly made in the US, this aluminum sign features embossed black lettering on a white background with a clearcoat finish. Bar Phone Fees wall decor makes a great gift for your home or professional bartending friends or family members and measures approximately 12" long and 8" wide. Funny metal sign ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
US Made Aluminum Novelty Home Bar or Pub Wall Decor Features:
- Funny aluminum sign reads, "Bar Phone Fees - $1-Not Here, $2-On His Way Out, $3-Just Left, $4-Haven't Seen Him All Day, $5-Who? Pay Bartender Upon Arrival"
- Get laughs from patrons and guests when you add this humorous decor to your bar, pub, restaurant or even man cave or home bar wall
- Novelty drinking sign measures approx., 12" long by 8" wide and makes a great gift for home and professional bartending friends or family members
- Features embossed black lettering on a white background with a clear coat finish and is proudly made in the US
- Novelty bar or pub decor is sure to boost sales and laughs; ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging
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